Category Archives: Dead Marshes Uruk-hai

Ugak *the Masher Named Best MC Batter in April

Posted on October 23, 2025 by commish

Monday, May 1st , 2051 Ugak *the Masher hoped April never ended. The Dead Marshes star was hot throughout the month and the second baseman’s .367 batting average has led him to Mordor Conference Batter of the Month honors. Also … Continue reading →

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Dead Marshes’s Elvàviel Gets 2000th Hit

Posted on October 23, 2025 by commish

Monday, April 24th , 2051 He made it! Joel Elvàviel got hit #2000! The Uruk-hai shortstop got his milestone hit at Sylvan Cove against Minas Morgul. But it wasn’t enough to bring home the victory. Dead Marshes was beaten by … Continue reading →

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*the Masher Slams 3 Homers for Uruk-hai

Posted on October 20, 2025 by commish

Saturday, April 22nd , 2051 Ugak *the Masher went on an explosive hitting spree against the Grey Havens Stars at Uruk-hai Field, launching a trio of blasts to help the Dead Marshes Uruk-hai win, 6-3. The second baseman finished 3-for-3 … Continue reading →

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Great Day for *the Masher, Hits for Cycle

Posted on October 16, 2025 by commish

Sunday, April 16th , 2051Dead Marshes’s Ugak *the Masher accomplished what few others have done — he hit for the cycle, collecting a single, double, triple and home run in the same game. For the day, *the Masher finished 4-for-4 … Continue reading →

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MC Presents Player of the Week Trophy

Posted on October 13, 2025 by commish

Monday, April 10th , 2051 It was announced today that Dead Marshes second baseman Ugak *the Masher snagged the Mordor Conference Player of the Week Award for his outstanding play last week. He posted a .391 batting average as he … Continue reading →

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1B Manfried Keogan Agrees to Pact with Dead Marshes

Posted on September 8, 2025 by commish

Sunday, January 29th , 2051 Dead Marshes announced the signing of first baseman Manfried Keogan earlier today, ending speculation on who they would acquire to fill the void at that position. Keogan will earn $3,160,000 per year, and will be … Continue reading →

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Phenomenal Year Earns *the Masher 5th MVP Award

Posted on July 31, 2025 by commish

Friday, November 18th , 2050 Ugak *the Masher or “Smokey” as he is known in the clubhouse went to another level this year. The Dead Marshes second baseman hit .409, making him just the 10th player to reach the .400 … Continue reading →

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Mordor Conference Top Hitter Is *the Masher

Posted on July 31, 2025 by commish

Thursday, November 17th , 2050 The future looks extremely bright for Ugak *the Masher. At the age of 25, many players are still trying to find their way in Tolkien Baseball. *the Masher has not only found his way, he’s … Continue reading →

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Sensational .409 Season for *the Masher

Posted on July 7, 2025 by commish

Tuesday, October 4th , 2050 Dead Marshes’s Ugak *the Masher enjoyed a phenomenal 2050 season. The superb second baseman hit .409 for the Uruk-hai, putting his name into baseball’s elite .400 club. *the Masher, who finished 4th in the MC … Continue reading →

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*the Masher Cops MC Batter of the Month Honors

Posted on July 7, 2025 by commish

Saturday, October 1st , 2050 Dead Marshes Uruk-hai fans believe they’ve got a talented young star in Ugak *the Masher. He did nothing to dissuade that notion in September, as he hit .378 with 10 home runs, 25 RBIs and … Continue reading →

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