Category Archives: Dead Marshes Uruk-hai

*the Masher Hits in 20 Straight Games

Posted on July 3, 2025 by commish

Saturday, September 24th , 2050 Ugak *the Masher has been on a tear for several weeks, and his hitting streak just keeps getting longer. The 25-year-old Dead Marshes Uruk-hai second baseman extended his streak to 20 games, going 1-for-4 as … Continue reading →

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MC Awards Best Batter Prize to *the Masher

Posted on June 26, 2025 by commish

Monday, September 12th , 2050 His hard work and hustle paid off this week. The hard-working and hard-playing Ugak *the Masher was rewarded with the Mordor Conference Player of the Week honors. The scrappy Dead Marshes Uruk-hai second baseman hit … Continue reading →

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Mordor Conference Names Top Player

Posted on June 23, 2025 by commish

Monday, September 5th , 2050 It’s always a thrill for fans of the team and students of the game alike when a superstar in the making shows what he’s got. Ugak *the Masher, the Dead Marshes Uruk-hai 25-year-old second baseman, … Continue reading →

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Mordor Conference Selects August’s Best Batter

Posted on June 23, 2025 by commish

Thursday, September 1st , 2050 It’s perhaps an award he’ll win many more times through his career, as at age 25 Ugak *the Masher has a lot of baseball ahead of him. But for now the young Dead Marshes Uruk-hai … Continue reading →

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*the Masher Earns July’s Top Batter Prize in MC

Posted on June 2, 2025 by commish

Monday, August 1st , 2050 Ugak *the Masher has been the model of consistency over the past month and has been a tough out, claiming the Mordor Conference Batter of the Month trophy for July. The Dead Marshes second baseman … Continue reading →

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Chmielewski on a Hot Streak, MC Player of the Week

Posted on May 29, 2025 by commish

Monday, July 25th , 2050 The Mordor Conference announced today that Golliathor Chmielewski of the Dead Marshes Uruk-hai earned Player of the Week honors for his performance over the past seven days. Chmielewski hit .500 with 7 home runs, 15 … Continue reading →

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Dead Marshes Second Baseman Picked MC Player of the Week

Posted on May 26, 2025 by commish

Monday, July 18th , 2050 One of the league’s most exciting young players, Ugak *the Masher of the Dead Marshes Uruk-hai earned himself Mordor Conference Player of the Week honors with a standout performance in last week’s games. For the … Continue reading →

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This Week’s Star Player is Elvàviel

Posted on May 19, 2025 by commish

Monday, July 4th , 2050 His face might be sunbaked after all the years he’s invested in this game, but 36-year-old Joel Elvàviel of the Dead Marshes Uruk-hai is still playing a kid’s game — and getting paid for it. … Continue reading →

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*the Masher Picks Up Best MC Batter Honors for June

Posted on May 19, 2025 by commish

Friday, July 1st , 2050 Ugak *the Masher may be much younger than other hitters in the Mordor Conference, but he performed like a seasoned veteran in June to win the Batter of the Month award. The 25-year-old Dead Marshes … Continue reading →

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Week’s Premier Performer Honored by MC

Posted on May 15, 2025 by commish

Monday, June 27th , 2050 It was announced today by the Mordor Conference that Dead Marshes left fielder Hulya Manita had received the Player of the Week Trophy for her superlative play last week. The Dead Marshes left fielder wreaked … Continue reading →

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